Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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