Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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