butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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