she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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