he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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