I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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