After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
