shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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