What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
As shirtless as possible
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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