3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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