But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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