So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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