Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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