Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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