Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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