You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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