i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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