There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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