did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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