She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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