Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Buhtt sex?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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