It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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