I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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