I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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