Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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