Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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