The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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