the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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