problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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