Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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