oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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