She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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