How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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