I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
There are leaves in my underwear?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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