Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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