we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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