I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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