'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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