This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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