You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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