is your mom at the bar?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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