I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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