it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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