let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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