Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
