Sponge bath it is.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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