I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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