I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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