I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
