We're facebook friends in real life
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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